How hot summer months and a bad boyfriend can really screw u up....lol...


It's a hot day and I hate my boyfriend.

We're playing Scrabble. That's how bad it is. I'm 23 years old, it's a blistering hot Sunday afternoon and all he can think of doing is to play Scrabble.

I should be out, doing exercise, meeting people, having fun. I don't think I've spoken to anyone except my boyfriend since Thursday morning. On Thursday morning I spoke to the mailman.

My letters are crap.

I play, appropriately, BEGIN. With the N on the little pink star. Twenty-two points.

I watch my boyfriend’s smug expression as he rearranges his letters. Clack, clack, clack. I hate him. If he wasn't around, I'd be doing something interesting right now. I'd be climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. I'd be starring in the latest Hollywood blockbuster. I'd be sailing the Vendee Globe on a 60-foot clipper called the New Horizons - I don't know, but I'd be doing something.

He plays JINXED, with the J on a double-letter score. 30 points. He's beating me already. Maybe I should kill him.

If only I had a D, then I could play MURDER. That would be a sign. That would be permission.

I start chewing on my U. It's a bad habit, I know. All the letters are frayed. I play WARMER for 22 points, mainly so I can keep chewing on my U.

As I'm picking new letters from the bag, I find myself thinking - the letters will tell me what to do. If they spell out KILL, or STAB, or his name, or anything, I'll do it right now. I'll finish him off.

My rack spells MIHZPA. Plus the U in my mouth. Damn.

The heat of the sun is pushing at me through the I can hear buzzing insects outside. I hope they're not bees. My cousin Blanca swallowed a bee when she was nine, her throat swelled up and she died. I hope that if they are bees, they fly into my boyfriend’s throat.

He plays SWEATIER, using all his letters. 24 points plus a 50 point bonus. If it wasn't too hot to move I would strangle him right now.

I am getting sweatier. It needs to rain, to clear the air. As soon as that thought crosses my mind, I find a good word. HUMID on a double-word score, using the D of JINXED. The U makes a little splash of saliva when I put it down. Another 22 points. I hope he has lousy letters.

He tells me he has lousy letters. For some reason, I hate him more.

He plays FAN, with the F on a double-letter, and gets up to fill the kettle and turn on the air conditioning.

It's the hottest day for ten years and my boyfriend is turning on the kettle. This is why I hate my boyfriend. I play ZAPS, with the Z doubled, and he gets a static shock off the air conditioning unit. I find this remarkably satisfying.

He sits back down with a heavy sigh and starts fiddling with his letters again. Clack clack. Clack clack. I feel a terrible rage build up inside me. Some inner poison slowly spreading through my limbs, and when it gets to my fingertips I am going to jump out of my chair, spilling the Scrabble tiles over the floor, and I am going to start hitting him again and again and again.

The rage gets to my fingertips and passes. My heart is beating. I'm sweating. I think my face actually twitches. Then I sigh, deeply, and sit back into my chair. The kettle starts whistling. As the whistle builds it makes me feel hotter.

He plays READY on a double-word for 18 points, then goes to pour himself a cup of tea. No I do not want one.

I steal a blank tile from the letter bag when he's not looking, and throw back a V from my rack. He gives me a suspicious look. He sits back down with his cup of tea, making a cup-ring on the table, as I play an 8-letter word: CHEATING, using the A of READY. 64 points, including the 50-point bonus, which means I'm beating him now.

He asks me if I cheated.

I really, really hate him.

He plays IGNORE on the triple-word for 21 points. The score is 153 to him, 155 to me.

The steam rising from his cup of tea makes me feel hotter. I try to make murderous words with the letters on my rack, but the best I can do is SLEEP.

My boyfriend sleeps all the time. He slept through an argument our next-door neighbors had that resulted in a broken door, a smashed TV and a Teletubby Lala doll with all the stuffing coming out. And then he bitched at me for being moody the next day from lack of sleep.

If only there was some way for me to get rid of him.

I spot a chance to use all my letters. EXPLODES, using the X of JINXED. 72 points. That'll show him.

As I put the last letter down, there is a deafening bang and the air conditioning unit fails.

My heart is racing, but not from the shock of the bang. I don't believe it - but it can't be a coincidence. The letters made it happen. I played the word EXPLODES, and it happened - the air conditioning unit exploded. And before, I played the word CHEATING when I cheated. And ZAP when my wife got the electric shock. The words are coming true. The letters are choosing their future. The whole game is - JINXED.

My boyfriend plays SIGN, with the N on a triple-letter, for 10 points.

I have to test this.

I have to play something and see if it happens. Something unlikely, to prove that the letters are making it happen. My rack is ABQYFWE. That doesn't leave me with a lot of options. I start frantically chewing on the B.

I play FLY, using the L of EXPLODES. I sit back in my chair and close my eyes, waiting for the sensation of rising up from my chair. Waiting to fly.

Stupid. I open my eyes, and there's a fly. An insect, buzzing around above the Scrabble board, surfing the thermals from the cup of tea. That proves nothing. The fly could have been there anyway.

I need to play something unambiguous. Something that cannot be misinterpreted. Something absolute and final. Something terminal. Something murderous.

My boyfriend plays CAUTION, using a blank tile for the N. 18 points.

My rack is AQWEUK, plus the B in my mouth. I am awed by the power of the letters, and frustrated that I cannot wield it. Maybe I should cheat again, and pick out the letters I need to spell SLASH or SLAY.

Then it hits me. The perfect word. A powerful, dangerous, terrible word.

I play QUAKE for 19 points.

I wonder if the strength of the quake will be proportionate to how many points it scored. I can feel the trembling energy of potential in my veins. I am commanding fate. I am manipulating destiny.

My boyfriend plays DEATH for 34 points, just as the room starts to shake.

I gasp with surprise and vindication - and the B that I was chewing on gets lodged in my throat. I try to cough. My face goes red, then blue. My throat swells. I draw blood clawing at my neck. The earthquake builds to a climax.

I fall to the floor. My boyfriend just sits there....watching.
 
The End


Always try and avoid getting all choked up over a bad relationship....therez better on the way...I'm sure...lol...oh and yeah...no this is not bout my boyfriend...itz just storytelling....lol...