Status: My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. And beer.
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The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Usual Suspects, Good Will Hunting, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Matrix, The Incredibles
Favorite Books
Catch-22, The Count of Monte Cristo, anything by Douglas Adams, True Story (old novel by Bill Maher that not too many people know about), and the whole Harry Potter series.
Favorite Quote
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. --Groucho Marx
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. --P. J. O'Rourke
Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. --Douglas Adams
A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer. --Mitch Hedberg
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin
They always speak of my drinking but never consider my thirst. --Scottish Proverb
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